Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 07, 2024

I doubt Duchess even cared to listen.

Phoebe is asking the right questions for the wrong reasons. How am I supposed to indifference my way out of an existential crisis?

Pretzel psychology. Nobody is immune.

Is Phoebe writing for True Confession Magazine?

I like how she impaled the Valentine on her horn!

The words are closing in on Phoebe..

Even the most indifferent unicorns have their breaking points.

A week today and it really will be Valentine’s Day. Presumably, it will still be Valentine’s Day in this strip as well.

Every one note character can occasionally sing a different tune.

“Snot Monster”? It reminds me of the time Dakota called her the “Booger Princess”:

https://www.gocomics.Com/phoebe-and-her-unicorn/2012/11/28

Oderint dum metuant, as applies to grade school.

Basically, Phoebe took one look at the duchess trying to not react to anything here and went “challenge accepted.” :P

Well, that’s snot fun.

It turns out that the answer, Phoebe, is “tiredness”. Once you don’t have the energy to care, you stop caring.

To me Phoebe makes perfect sense, and is not weird at all, but I’m a weird human.

Victory through grossness!

Phoebe: 1

Duchess Noticeable Indifference: 0

Atta girl Phoebe!

“I almost forgot, fellow babies: Boooooggerrrr!”