Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for February 06, 2024

Did that qat mistake Rapid-Gro for Gatorade, or did someone put plant spikes in his paté?

Gee, how cute. Did they just find him wandering free range near the highway?

Dang, that cat is huge! He probably hit a growth spurt.

Has that old “Food of the Gods” — Herakleophorbia IV — leaked out into the Environment again?!

https://en.m.wikipedia.Org/wiki/The_Food_of_the_Gods_and_How_It_Came_to_Earth

I want one! A big warm fuzzy, cuddly furry Kat!

Puuuuurfect!!

Large cat or little people?

Rt. 66 roadside attraction?

I’d like a picture with that qat!

I wouldn’t stand that near to a cat that big.

Bigger than a Saint Bernard!

A qat that size would consider us lunch except that we taste horrible.

Maine Qoon.

Holy crap! How big is his litter box?

Now in Tiger Size!

30 seconds later, the qat spits out their bones and clothes, hops in their car, and drives off.

I think we’re gonna need a bigger litter box.

I remember when kids got their pictures taken with a pony. Can a cat be saddled?

…and the couple was never seen again!

That farmer was right. He is a good judge of whiskers.

They must be in Maine!