“Madam Zoloft sees a week with the children home from school with sickness and the weekend ruined when the parents are sick. That will be $20.00. For you , you must pay by credit card, Madam Zoloft does not want to touch any cash money from your hands. Madam Zoloft sees all and knows all. Now get out and take your germs with you.”
Kids are exposed to tons of germs every day, even in their own homes. While we want to do our best to be germ and virus free, the truth is that we can’t do it. Go to Mark Rober’s YouTube channel, look for the video “How To See Germs Spread Experiment." Watch the first part of it and you’ll see how quickly and easily germs can spread.
Yakety Sax 7 months ago
Slightly beyond hand sanitizers capabilities!
leopardglily 7 months ago
Yep, those things are indeed nasty.
Little Caesar 7 months ago
Strengthens the immune system.
sirbadger 7 months ago
How do you boil the car’s interior? Do you use a blow dryer? If it was July, there is another way.
j_m_kuehl 7 months ago
Actually, you drive to the corner bar and have a couple or three before coming back home
rasputin's horoscope 7 months ago
Wash hands thoroughly. Then the kids all take a baths and change into clean jammies. No worries.
Blu Bunny 7 months ago
Zoe and Wren look like they emptied their stomachs a few times from all that fun.
BenGMan 7 months ago
Stop panicking.
basspro 7 months ago
Pre-COVID, hardly anybody cared about any type of DECON.
KageKat 7 months ago
Are we sure Wren and Zoe haven’t caught the yip-yip already? (yip-yip being any of the generic cold viruses)
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 7 months ago
I hear they’re spreading the Noro Virus now.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 7 months ago
Oh just burn the place down and everything in it. What the hell.
rgulyash 7 months ago
Hammies’ immune to it
Daltongang Premium Member 7 months ago
“Madam Zoloft sees a week with the children home from school with sickness and the weekend ruined when the parents are sick. That will be $20.00. For you , you must pay by credit card, Madam Zoloft does not want to touch any cash money from your hands. Madam Zoloft sees all and knows all. Now get out and take your germs with you.”
Zen-of-Zinfandel 7 months ago
Darryl could bleach the interior.
kab2rb 7 months ago
Hope they worked off all that energy, until the next time. Mom how about the kids take a bath.
CrimsonOne18 7 months ago
I can so relate to this one with my grandkids. Good one!
22Wu33/es Premium Member 7 months ago
Remember back when the parents just worried about kids eating dirt?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
Dis, in fect, is quite common.
DKHenderson 7 months ago
You’d think that Wanda would have set things up before they came home.
Sherlock5 7 months ago
Kids are exposed to tons of germs every day, even in their own homes. While we want to do our best to be germ and virus free, the truth is that we can’t do it. Go to Mark Rober’s YouTube channel, look for the video “How To See Germs Spread Experiment." Watch the first part of it and you’ll see how quickly and easily germs can spread.
The Quiet One 7 months ago
Oh c’mon let them be kids.
EXCALABUR 7 months ago
Gee how did we ever grow up in the old days?
rbrt6956 7 months ago
Anybody else remember the days when a bath and natural immunity took care of the problem 95 percent of the time?
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 7 months ago
Those who survive have herd immunity. Much sickness until then.
pripley 7 months ago
This strip often has fun names for things. “Yip Yip Yippee Fun Center” is good. But the all time best is “The Cowboy Monkey Band”.
Bookworms; Its a cult 7 months ago
I love wrens hair XD
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 6 months ago
Two classic cases of cotton candy overdose