Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 14, 2024

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    The Reader Premium Member 9 months ago

    It was more of a ‘Not in this life cycle.’

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    phritzg Premium Member 9 months ago

    She might want to rethink his offer. After all, her biological clock is ticking, and for mayflies, that clock only has a seconds hand.

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    Imagine  9 months ago

    May not fly.

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    Gent  9 months ago

    May flys in February? Now me is seen everythings.

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    The Orange Mailman  9 months ago

    She actually said, “I’ll let you. No tomorrow.”

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    Nuliajuk  9 months ago

    Melba, he’s toast.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member 9 months ago

    “Maybe” always means no.

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    David Huie Green is my pookie  9 months ago

    MS MARGARET IS BOMBO SIGMA

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    GRIMACE  9 months ago

    GRIMACE

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    The Gun Doctor  9 months ago

    The Mayfly version of; “Over my dead body”.

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    ChessPirate  9 months ago

    “We have to make more Mayflies, it’s a biological imperative!”

    “You males are all the same, Wham-Bam, thank you Melba…”

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    old_geek  9 months ago

    Melba doesn’t want to ruin her nice figure…

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  9 months ago

    Relatively smart for a bug.

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    But you can leave the chocolates.

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    Bilan  9 months ago

    A one day old boy trying to seduce a baby girl? Sounds weird.

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    So that’s why they call them Mayflies, they may or may not.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago

    You use your one day just to hurt my feelers.

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    mistercatworks  9 months ago

    “You ignored me for two years as a naiad.”

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    dv  9 months ago

    I guess little Orphan Annie’s song doesn’t apply in this case

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    lawguy05  9 months ago

    Ouch.

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    eb110americana  9 months ago

    Here’s a candy heart. It says, “Dámn girl! You fly!”

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    fullmoondeb Premium Member 9 months ago

    I guess it’s true that tomorrow belongs to no one—well, at least not to these two.

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