Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 13, 2024

Is Jimmy Olsen hot on Lois Lane here ? :-O

Sweet.

I know how you don’t like the soft centers and there was no legend on the box, I should have stuck with Dark Chocolate Hershy Nuggets with Almonds. Fanny Farmer could never market in Britain.

Why do sweet girl like you is need candy? So lemme eats it all instead.

Actually he nibbled on all of them and then ate the ones he liked.

I see a resemblance to Noel Neill, but actually, my first thought was of Gale Storm in My Little Margie.

He left no coconut?!

Now you’ve made her hangry. That was your third strike, Bob. Next time, just get yourself a Snickers bar.

very considerate!

looks like Jimmy Olsen

And this is why Jimmy Olsen never gets laid.

Likely story, sweet tooth! You just proved you’re a greedy selfish cheap chump! ☺️☺️☺️❤️

This is why you should always buy two boxes of chocolates, one for her and one to hide for yourself.

Alrighty then, I’ll go nibble on Dwayne Johnson just to make sure he’s good enough to match you…

“But honey, the guy at the pot dispensery bet me I couldn’t eat just one!” (And now I’m trippin’ balls!)

It was so kind of him to check the candy out for her.

Don’t let him test whether your other dates are good enough for you.

ARCHIE: But Betty! You shouldn’t have dyed your hair black if you didn’t want me to call you Veronica!!!

I know it’s not them, but they sure do look like Jimmy and Lois, especially in this rendition!

Ask Superman to x-ray them for us. He never gets the raspberry cream filled.

Unbounded generosity.

Gross and disgusting! I would NEVER do that!! I only lick them…

My joy is the day after, when candy is half-price or less.

I’m old and forgetful. Thanks to local gas station for selling bouquets…

“Well then, if you like nibbling things, nibble on this.”

No more candy for you….

At least he didn’t tell he she was getting fat.

My wife and I never have this problem. One reason is that we exchange cards on the 14th, but we wait until the 15th when the candy is half price. Then we go out and buy it together, and share it.

Another reason is that I’m not an idiot like this clown.