Herman by Jim Unger for February 20, 2024

Bet it is going to itch like crazy!

If the scar was in the front he wouldn’t be able to see it anyway.

Looks like it was easier to get to from the back.

“His intern sewed me up. Her name was Nancy.”

Looks like they put several more back in.

“While I was there, I donated a kidney.”

Wait till he finds out he only has one kidney!

That’s not a scar, it’s a porthole.

Makes future access much easier.

backdoored him for sure. another operating scam to look out for “promise a useless appendix removal and take an expensive kidney” good thing he didn’t sign up for the 2-for-1 double or nothing option.

wait. there’s a 2 for 1?

He is bragging about it too soon. Maybe he’ll never notice.

Could be made into a nice tatoo. Perhaps a target?

Ummm, if you say so…but looks like he ran circles on you with the needle!

This is a real stitch! ☺️

That be kidney territory.

Did he wake up in a bathtub full of ice in a Vegas hotel?

Paid for by your kidney donation.

That’s where they installed the batteries for his pacemaker.

The doctor was a trainee.

He can brag that’s where the aliens did their probing

I have a tonsillectomy scar on the bottom of my left foot like that…

Bravely going ways no sane man has ever gone even yet.

He got rear ended.

There’s a malpractice suit just waiting to happen….