Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 28, 2024

Give Gil a guitar and a harmonica.

…but I saved 15% by switching to Geico.

Gil’s bro seems to be enjoying hearing Gil’s misery.

P2a: Gil steals the Smos. Bros. routine “Mom always liked you best!”

“…sing us a song/You’re the piano man…”

And when you get your head out of your a s s you could take a nice warm Beth.

And I think someone tampered with my hot chocolate.

The answer my friend is blowin’ in the wind. The answer is blowin’ in the wind.

P2- Work isn’t getting any easier? Gil’s got jokes.

Robin coughs, embarrassed: “You think that they are YOUR kids???? Din’t MeMe every tell you that….oh, never mind.”

“Uhhhh….about that kids loving you thing? Well??”

On the 8th day of no sports, the writer gave to us…..

Actually, Gil, you’re 0-for 3.

P 2.5: “… I’ve brought in some assistant coaches, but they’re even dumber than me…”

P3: Says the man the welcomes failure. A football state championship last year would have mattered.

Robin: “… wouldn’t it be better to have smart successful kids that hate you rather than two complete idiots that love you bro’ ?…”

Cue Vito Corleone to come in and slap him and tell him to Man up

Nice to know Milford is paying him to be apathetic about their athletics.

How about those Bruins!

Tomorrow, we hear little brother Robin admit: You think you have problems?! Mom’s been pimping for me for over 25 years and all we have to show for it is a motor home!

I’m gonna guess the whiskey to coffee ratio here is about 60/40.

My daughter got pregnant and had an abortion…

You forgot to tell them that not only did she leave you, you put her off ALL men!

But her Handicap is 0

P 2 ( mom thought bubble): “… coming here was a huge mistake…”

nana is the real man in the family !!! she dont need two hands to hold a cup like her wimpy sons

how is your job getting harder gil ? i wish i saw dr pearls face when you said you wanted to coach from home

jami doesnt love you gil he would rather mark trail or rex morgan md as a father !!!

nana thinks my son is a crying beach im not mary worth i dont wanna hear his problems

At least there are giant hand drawings today.

P4- “And you guys love me too…(silence)….right?….(more silence)…..RIGHT??…..”

Cry in your crybaby cup of cocoa, you crybaby.

P-4: Gil thought bubble: “That should stop them asking for a hand out!”

“…and Robin, I think you got my venti salted caramel mocha frappucino…”

doesnt matter how cold gil will always wear his members only jacket

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Really, Gil? How delusional can you be? And speaking of delusional, if you thought there’d be no Mopped Up Thorp today, you are delusional.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2024/02/28/gils-really-pushing-it-now/

“My wife left me "??? How about “My unfaithful wife divorced me to be with another woman she was cheating on me with during the marriage ?” There, don’t you feel better!!!!!!

Work? We don’t even see him coaching.

I know what to do. Rent a limo on my birthday and go bowling.

How is this not Mopped Up Thorp?