Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 08, 2024

and i have both.

Oh, yes.

TikTok

For me it’s anxiety that keeps me up (the internet does it share of keeping me up too though).

I have both.

Admittedly, my computer came with an app that helps me sleep most of the time. The massage function of my recliner (and the bed) help.

Three o’clock in the morning and the wifi is going full blast!

Keep at it until you fade gently into the (blue) light, Aunty.

Just one more cat video. I promise.

Or, it couldn’t possibly be … a troubled conscience? Naaaw!

We once had a beagle. She got behind the smallest spaces behind the furniture. That’s because beagles were bred to hunt rabbits and go down the hole after them.

I am not a beagle.

Even though I wrote my first computer program in 1966, I am only willing to accept so much technology. It is my servant, not the other way around.

It’s funny how many people don’t understand that that “internet” and “wifi” are two different things.

Some people have a real life and others are sick A**wipes Aunty.

same thing

….and I am old!!!!!

I don’t sleep because I have a 5 lb Yorkie who LETS me have the edge of the bed + one cat who purrs at 1500 db all night and another cat who meows all night

I sleep because I have self control. Try it something Aunty.

I wouldn’t think you’d have a problem sleeping with all that alcohol consumption.

I can sleep knowing it will still be there tomorrow. Besides, I’ve usually finished my comics long before then.

Warning: Insomnia may be a side effect of WIFI. Consult your local provider if you have difficulty sleeping.