Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 27, 2024

Exactly!

I’m feline great about it, too!

C’mon, it’s Cliff. What else is he going to do with his money? Get a personality transplant so he can really and truly appeal to women?

For that much, you should be able to pet the kitty!

That’s just $20 downtown!

If I were to buy one, I’d wait until there are some worthwhile apps for it.

Totally worth it.

Hey, Cliff! Do any of those “cat videos” star Corporal Mittens? When he’s with his girlfriend, after he hasn’t seen her for a very long time?

So you theenks you is one em cats in the video eh.

Is there one of a cat on a piano? I saw one like that once. okay, maybe twice.

“It’s like they’re RIGHT IN YOUR LAP!”

Facial NAVIGATION?

Literally ‘in your face!’

Maybe you should watch one of the R.U. Sirius. You know, like you were at work.

Cliff, you lost Brewster with everything after digital, he still has an analog mind.

A lot of guys will be watching something else on those things and they won’t be Cats

But on a beach in Thailand.

And there you have it!

It’s so realistic you have to take an antihistamine with it.

99% of the Internet is either cat videos or porn.

Priorities.

Valid