The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 27, 2024

I know this wasn’t the intent, but they favor a racist head cover.

You should secant other path, my son.

Ever have one of those days? Like, when you overhear in the confessional, “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I murdered a priest.”

something is not right about that triangle!

Can you give me the condensed version. I’ve got a breakfast at 9.

Is that pronounced like “signed”?

That would be a different math term.

That priest is a fake. He’s not any more righteous,

I thought I had all the right angles!

I’m converting to Cool Ranch flavor, and feel like going for a “dip!” (Say two "Hail Mary’s, and in ya go!)

I’ll bet he’s working an angle.

He’s kind acute.

Take it on faith you will be washed in the Blood of the Lambda. :/

He’s gone off on a tangent

He was only born with 175 degrees.

No, no, no, no…timing is everything in humor…timing is bad on this one.

He didn’t sine alone – he cosined.

Those confessions are awfully obtuse.

On a tangent, until he can be seen from (with) a different angle, things won’t be right with him.

If you’re really good, you’ll become a 30-60 righteous triangle.

Don’t be obtuse

O.C.D carpenter: If it’s not a right angle, it’s a wrong angle.

I saw Celise through her window.

This might be acute cartoon, but I don’t get it. Maybe I’m just obtuse.

Bad spelling is only a veneal sin.

Say three hail cosines and you will be absolved.

Nope. Only one can forgive our sin nature.

It’s not possible because it’s not a right triangle.

It’ll never work. The priest knows all the angles.

Well, don’t forget the cosine.

Trigonometry is based on right triangles not isosceles.

It’s getting harder to come up with really original sins.

psi, I beta dollar he eta pi during lent.

Don’t look now but isosceles that.

Scott must be cringing….☹️Some just don’t know when to shut their pie-holes!

I love the toon! ☺️☺️❤️

This certainly isn’t pointless.

I don’t know, but I wouldn’t cosine a loan for him. He’s liable to go off on a tangent. And probably suffers from hypotenuse syndrome as well.

I love math humor.

I wonder what they think of the Trinity.

The chips are down. Nothing a little dip can’t fix.

This reminds me of playing desktop Flick Football with the little paper triangle. Three hail Mary’s ought to do the trick.

I could not catch on or pass geometry in school, even with group tutoring from the teacher. Yet when I took algebra in summer school to get my math credit for the year, I got an A.

Had to read that one twice.

I’m not obtuse; I’m acutely aware of what’s happening here.

Pythagoras, come quickly! I have a theory! And bring Isosceles with you!

Nice job, Hillburn. I’m enjoying a nice morning, reading my favorite comics, and you start a firestorm of pseudo-intellectual morons by putting triangles in a confessional. What were you thinking? Sure, it’s a funny panel, but you made two mistakes. You mixed black & white and the triangles aren’t right or straight. You probably will be banned in Florida. I can’t figure out which is dumber, the first comment or the multitude of responses “explaining” religion for us.

I finallly got it – ‘sined’, not ‘sinned’. LOL!

I supposed he got involved in a love triangle.