Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 23, 2024

Darlin’ you’re sitting in a train car. He didn’t jump, he just moved to the dining car.

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. But if you want to go again, you will.

Fortunately the plane is still at the gate.

Hit the rip cord chump, before your accused of robbing the cradle she’ll be known as robbing the grave.

She later told the FAA: “I helped put him through business school. And though I know he loved me, he became obsessed with ‘the view from 30,000 feet’ as a way to get promoted. Well, they DO say, ‘Love is a many-splattered thing …’”

Well he was acting a little jumpy..

Men are the first to go…because they WANT to?

He chose the option where he had a better chance of survival.

If you don’t succeed the first time, parachuting is not for you.

he was in a hurry…

I don’t think he quite understood the meaning of “the Mile High Club.”

Maybe a plane in flight isn’t the best place to tell a man he’s about to become a father.

Get over yourself, girlfriend. You’re on a bus, not an airplane!

He shouldn’t have dropped out of flight school like that…

That’s OK, since your plane was built by Boeing, your window will blow out and you’ll be going him any second now…

that’s what you get for dating Clark Kent

Sounds like he was a “fly-by-night” guy anyways! Better off…..

You might be working with a parachute, John, but your humor always arrives.

Did he take a suitcase full of money with him?

“…but since we’re on a TRAIN, I guess hiking boots were a good choice. I should have suspected when we were walking down the isle at the church…”

There must be 50 ways to leave your lover. I think that one is the 51st.

“I’ll practice my crying, for when I get interviewed by the police. ’It’s a terrible accident. I really don’t know how he fell beneath the moving train!’”

Ha! Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Extreme desperation — or was it defenestration?

“I hate RV vacations!”

“The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”― Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything

Nice job, John!

now she regrets hoping that he’d take the plunge…

Gravity is Mother Natures way of saying " No matter how far you fall, I will alawys be there to catch you".

Eh me not gets this?