Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 07, 2024

really wish this strip didn’t jump the shark months ago. I used ot enjoy it

P3: Is this the Count Thorpula scene?

Seems the COTY is a bit rigged.

I would love to read a sports themed comic strip. Do you folks know of any?

P3: “Mole…errr…I mean, no.”

P4: “Bite me!”

T-Rex on the loose.

I’d like to get more sports and not as many dramas, but this budding relationship is kind of cute, though.

More of whiggys meat hook art, as usual

Get a room for goodness sakes

Then through the bar door walked Gil’s assistant coach, Willie Getsum…

No that makes you an underachiever

P4: Gil [Puts his hand up Beth’s skirt] “Depends?”

Beth: “Always”

Gil: “Then I guess you’re NOT a dinosaur”

Prediction:

Gil nails Beth.

Beth doesn’t want a relationship because she’s getting nailed every night.

Beth finds out she’s preggo, though it could be from any man she closes the bar with.

Gil sells the airplane to pay for the ab0rt10n. Takes more time off from coaching.

Interim head coach Gregggg Hammmm leads Milford to the State Beep Baseball Championship in a thrilling win. Final score: no one knows because the scoreboard is in Braille.

Coach Luke gets into some wacky shenanigans.

Grass is good as carpet, anyplace is fine.

It’s time to get to rocking’, babe, it’s time to make it shine.

Tell ‘em we’ll be dancing, dancing ’til we drop.

It’s time to get down and do the horizontal bop.

Zzzzzz….

Beth did indeed soak her hands in Palmolive.

Isn’t Gil a WWII vet? He must be about 200 years old by now.

I’m guessing GoComics success is judged not by the # of likes, but the # of comments. Good, Bad, it doesn’t matter, just the total number??

move the fruit slice case over if your gonna do the nasty on the bar

boozed up gil thinks for a second does she want me to talk to the hand ?

man she has that lipstick on thick does she know how hard that is to get that off a certain body part if she does what I want her to do

meemaw sighting in the comic strip bliss today

Meanwhile the BB team is in revolt they refuse to say the “Old Mother Hubbard” rhyme as they play

Wouldn’t it be nice to have a strip like this 1. The BB team plays VT for the championship 2. Toby makes a shot after the buzzer sounds 3. The refs rule that he made it before buzzer but Gil knows he didn’t 4. What does Gil do ?

Ripped from the Headlines

Careful, lovebirds — you’ll get Bar Keepers Friend in your nethers.

Here’s hoping Henry and Rod know more about sex than they know about sports

I haven’t seen a hand that big since Jerry’s date was cracking open his lobster for him. And speaking of cracking, you should get cracking on reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2024/03/07/gil-knows-how-to-woo-the-ladies/

Yesterday she took off her tie and unbuttoned her blouse. Today her lips are more red, her eyes are more blue and she’s not wearing any pants. When will Gil wake up?

So is Henry taking over writing “Milford After Dark” too?

Tomorrow: Ultimate frisbee tryouts

I like the Gil and Beth story so far. After all that bad luck. Its time for Gil to enjoy a warm Beth…. or 2.

“Don’t you have a game to coach?”

Does it make any sense that a high school coach of the year banquet is so far away that you need to fly there? Do the high school teams fly to away games?

Who’s yelling “STOP” in P1?If that’s Beth’s right hand her mouth SHOULD BE to the left. Not out of the frame to the right. Or so one would think.

On 3/5 Beth’s hair was in pig tails, her hair is now down and combed out. She had to leave Gil at the Bar for a while I guess to get rid of whatever she had lined up or prepare for Gil.