Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 26, 2024

  1. Robot drawing
    robolt  about 1 year ago

    megapherone

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    His voice was ribbiting.

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    Concretionist  about 1 year ago

    There was something on NPR the other day about some species of cricket (I tuned in in the middle of the story) where some of the males have learned to make their mate-attracting noises using big leaves as reflectors. Because the lady crickets are attracted to the crickets who are louder than their peers.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Of course bats and owls like it also.

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    eromlig  about 1 year ago

    Big eyes, big flippers, big megaphone…yeah, we know about you.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Bull (Horn) Frog

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    markkahler52  about 1 year ago

    If that end doesn’t work, try the other end!!

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    The Orange Mailman  about 1 year ago

    Some men think this applies to them.

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    storminnorman2010  about 1 year ago

    Almost looks like Toby Keith’s Red Solo Cup.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Bud wise errr

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    RobinHood  about 1 year ago

    Careful, you may attract a pig.

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    ladykat Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Good luck with that.

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    philwinn  about 1 year ago

    He’s already got the champagne on ice.

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    HOTLOTUS1  about 1 year ago

    just show her your tongue.

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    IT Sauzeech  about 1 year ago

    No different than humans. Women are often attracted to the loudest bully in the crowd. Then they get abused at home, divorce and repeat the same mistake.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    LOL! He’s got the right idea!

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member about 1 year ago

    HEY, baby!

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    Norris66  about 1 year ago

    Close to Spring Time in New England, it’ll warm up soon Ribbit Ribbit. {Daffodils are up 6" now in places.}

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 1 year ago

    “Hello, my baby, hello, my honey, hello, my ragtime girl…”

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    P51Strega  about 1 year ago

    Male enhancement

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    Maybe she already has a frog in her throat.

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    Lablubber   about 1 year ago

    Just don’t use it near a French restaurant.

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    Robert Carnegie  about 1 year ago

    He’s the bull frog with the horn.

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