Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 26, 2024

megapherone

His voice was ribbiting.

There was something on NPR the other day about some species of cricket (I tuned in in the middle of the story) where some of the males have learned to make their mate-attracting noises using big leaves as reflectors. Because the lady crickets are attracted to the crickets who are louder than their peers.

Of course bats and owls like it also.

Big eyes, big flippers, big megaphone…yeah, we know about you.

Bull (Horn) Frog

If that end doesn’t work, try the other end!!

Some men think this applies to them.

Almost looks like Toby Keith’s Red Solo Cup.

Bud wise errr

Careful, you may attract a pig.

Good luck with that.

He’s already got the champagne on ice.

just show her your tongue.

No different than humans. Women are often attracted to the loudest bully in the crowd. Then they get abused at home, divorce and repeat the same mistake.

LOL! He’s got the right idea!

HEY, baby!

Close to Spring Time in New England, it’ll warm up soon Ribbit Ribbit. {Daffodils are up 6" now in places.}

“Hello, my baby, hello, my honey, hello, my ragtime girl…”

Male enhancement

Maybe she already has a frog in her throat.

Just don’t use it near a French restaurant.

He’s the bull frog with the horn.