When Keith Richards finally kicks the bucket, they’ll have to shoot him into the sun. Any cemetery that accepted his body would turn into a Superfund Site.
What about George Burns who had a booking for his 100th birthday booked back when he was in his early 90s. Now that was optimism. Sadly, he did not get to play that date.
“You don’t think I want to be singing ‘(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction’ when I’m forty, do you? Christ on a bicycle, I’d rather be dead!”
—Mick Jagger, 1965
[Many variants of the quote are circulating, with different ages between 30 and 45 specified. Jagger has acknowledged saying it but doesn’t seem sure which age he mentioned.]
dadthedawg Premium Member 8 months ago
Like Ol’ Man River, they just keep rollin’ along…..
Pointspread 8 months ago
What was their song? “This could be the last time.”
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
What did the optimistic scientist say when he woke up?
“Up and atom”
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
What’s an optimistic vampire’s favorite drink?
B positive.
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
I’m an optimistic pessimist.
I’m positive things will go wrong.
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
Why is 0 a optimistic number?
Because 0 is never a negative number.
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
What did the optimistic potato say to the pessimistic potato?
Yukon do it!!
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
If pelicans weren’t so optimistic…
we would have to start calling them pelican’ts
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
The pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees a freight train.
The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
wi3leong Premium Member 8 months ago
This strip would have been just as funny twenty years ago.
preacherman Premium Member 8 months ago
They are getting older.
Munch 8 months ago
At least they’re having fun.
Norris66 8 months ago
My friend had to have a Stone removed it wasn’t rolling.
Cannoneer 8 months ago
The Strolling Bones!
M209T 8 months ago
Good for them! Rock on guys.
n32816 8 months ago
They’re an inspiration for all their boomer fans from the 60’s. Let’s keep rocking so we can get some satisfaction!
oakie817 8 months ago
slowly
Bex Premium Member 8 months ago
I remember seeing this about 20 years ago, still fits.
https://Www.Pinterest.Com/Pin/56154326575493077/
Bruce1253 8 months ago
When Keith Richards finally kicks the bucket, they’ll have to shoot him into the sun. Any cemetery that accepted his body would turn into a Superfund Site.
luvdafuneez 8 months ago
You’d think they’d gathered a heck of a lot of moss by now…
kathleenhicks62 8 months ago
LOL! They are all still alive!?
KEA 8 months ago
They’re so far beyond “a touch of grey” it’s pitiful(I also think it’s kinda sad they have nothing they’d rather do)
karlsch Premium Member 8 months ago
Hey, you! get off of my Barcalounger
walkingmancomics 8 months ago
And it’ll likely be a hell of a good show!
TexTech 8 months ago
What about George Burns who had a booking for his 100th birthday booked back when he was in his early 90s. Now that was optimism. Sadly, he did not get to play that date.
chemguy 8 months ago
Well optimistic for everyone but Keith. He is never going to die.
Vandy 8 months ago
I would say the epitome of optimism would be eating at that restaurant.
Mediatech 8 months ago
It’s pretty much the usual show, except for the wheelchair ramp to get to the stage.
JoeMartinFan Premium Member 8 months ago
Well, their tour is sponsored by AARP (not a joke!).
eddi-TBH 8 months ago
They look like shar-peis but there’s life in the old group yet.
wlbr549 8 months ago
The “Ben-Gay” tour!
gopher gofer 8 months ago
♪ time, time, time is on my side…
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 8 months ago
“You don’t think I want to be singing ‘(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction’ when I’m forty, do you? Christ on a bicycle, I’d rather be dead!”
—Mick Jagger, 1965
[Many variants of the quote are circulating, with different ages between 30 and 45 specified. Jagger has acknowledged saying it but doesn’t seem sure which age he mentioned.]
Ed The Red Premium Member 8 months ago
Have we considered what kind of world we’re going to leave behind for Keith Richards to live in?
donut reply 8 months ago
Sponsored by AARP
DebUSNRet 8 months ago
Ugh! Sorry, I wouldn’t pay to see ANY late 70s or 80s rocker!