Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 19, 2024

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    dadthedawg Premium Member 8 months ago

    Like Ol’ Man River, they just keep rollin’ along…..

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    Pointspread  8 months ago

    What was their song? “This could be the last time.”

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    What did the optimistic scientist say when he woke up?

    “Up and atom”

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    What’s an optimistic vampire’s favorite drink?

    B positive.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    I’m an optimistic pessimist.

    I’m positive things will go wrong.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    Why is 0 a optimistic number?

    Because 0 is never a negative number.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    What did the optimistic potato say to the pessimistic potato?

    Yukon do it!!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    If pelicans weren’t so optimistic…

    we would have to start calling them pelican’ts

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    The pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees a freight train.

    The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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    wi3leong Premium Member 8 months ago

    This strip would have been just as funny twenty years ago.

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    preacherman Premium Member 8 months ago

    They are getting older.

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    Munch  8 months ago

    At least they’re having fun.

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    Norris66  8 months ago

    My friend had to have a Stone removed it wasn’t rolling.

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    Cannoneer  8 months ago

    The Strolling Bones!

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    M209T  8 months ago

    Good for them! Rock on guys.

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    n32816  8 months ago

    They’re an inspiration for all their boomer fans from the 60’s. Let’s keep rocking so we can get some satisfaction!

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    oakie817  8 months ago

    slowly

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    Bex Premium Member 8 months ago

    I remember seeing this about 20 years ago, still fits.

    https://Www.Pinterest.Com/Pin/56154326575493077/

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    Bruce1253  8 months ago

    When Keith Richards finally kicks the bucket, they’ll have to shoot him into the sun. Any cemetery that accepted his body would turn into a Superfund Site.

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    luvdafuneez  8 months ago

    You’d think they’d gathered a heck of a lot of moss by now…

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    kathleenhicks62  8 months ago

    LOL! They are all still alive!?

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    KEA  8 months ago

    They’re so far beyond “a touch of grey” it’s pitiful(I also think it’s kinda sad they have nothing they’d rather do)

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    karlsch Premium Member 8 months ago

    Hey, you! get off of my Barcalounger

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    walkingmancomics  8 months ago

    And it’ll likely be a hell of a good show!

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    TexTech  8 months ago

    What about George Burns who had a booking for his 100th birthday booked back when he was in his early 90s. Now that was optimism. Sadly, he did not get to play that date.

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    chemguy  8 months ago

    Well optimistic for everyone but Keith. He is never going to die.

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    Vandy  8 months ago

    I would say the epitome of optimism would be eating at that restaurant.

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    Mediatech  8 months ago

    It’s pretty much the usual show, except for the wheelchair ramp to get to the stage.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member 8 months ago

    Well, their tour is sponsored by AARP (not a joke!).

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    eddi-TBH  8 months ago

    They look like shar-peis but there’s life in the old group yet.

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    wlbr549  8 months ago

    The “Ben-Gay” tour!

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    gopher gofer  8 months ago

    ♪ time, time, time is on my side…

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 8 months ago

    “You don’t think I want to be singing ‘(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction’ when I’m forty, do you? Christ on a bicycle, I’d rather be dead!”

    —Mick Jagger, 1965

    [Many variants of the quote are circulating, with different ages between 30 and 45 specified. Jagger has acknowledged saying it but doesn’t seem sure which age he mentioned.]

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    Ed The Red Premium Member 8 months ago

    Have we considered what kind of world we’re going to leave behind for Keith Richards to live in?

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    donut reply  8 months ago

    Sponsored by AARP

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    DebUSNRet  8 months ago

    Ugh! Sorry, I wouldn’t pay to see ANY late 70s or 80s rocker!

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