Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 07, 2024

aha!!! I kneeeew it!

I love Shakespeare!

I wouldn’t trust what this guy claims is tea.

Well crud. I ONLY drink tea, and I love Shakespeare.

I only drink unsweetened iced tea. 2 liters plus per day! Plus I appreciate Shakespeare. My husband drinks coffee, on days off it takes him 2-3 hours to drink a pot as he drinks it slowly. Days on he has 4 cups at home and another couple in the plant.

I like tea though normally I prefer coffee. I like iced tea in the summer. Shakespeare I can take or leave.

Squirt one of those so it lands on the computer and you’ll exorcize more than dark roast auras!

Alright them’s fight’n words.

I think we know who’s really faking.

I’m not sure if this will suit Adam to a tea.

Spoken by a man unfamiliar with either.

Those who love the English language love Shakespeare. Those who can barely speak, read, or write the English language probably hate his works, but they’re only hating their semi-literacy.

Well, I don’t much care for HOT tea. I really only drink it when I’m sick. Once in a blue moon I might have a hot cup when I’m not. But I love iced tea.

Tea isn’t dirt water, it’s leaf water.

Outta my house, NOW, you half and half!!

I like Shakespeare. On the other hand, I don’t like tea or coffee. But if I had to choose it would be tea.

I like tea, coffee, and Shakespeare so there!

OK, so we have here a guy who doesn’t believe it’s possible for anyone to disagree with him. Bad sign. Every person I’ve met who believes that has been an aśśhole. Also, he doesn’t have a plan for cleaning up the tea, so he’s probably just going to replace the coffee smell, which Adam likes, with tea smell, which we know he doesn’t. Why are we paying him again?

Tea is tolerable if you add some coffee for flavour.

EXACTLY!!!!!!!

As Jean-Luc would say: tea, earl grey, hot…

Why does the coffee exorcist remind me of Guy Fieri?

I have a very thick book containing all of Shakespeare’s plays and poetry.

I don’t think DTWFNC is gonna like being exorcised…

I’m beginning to change my mind. This exorcist seems uncharacteristically wise.

I like Willie Who Shakes His Spear. And tea, too.

Okay, someone needs to follow him around the supermarket and drop in boxes of tea when he’s not looking. No need for the good stuff. Store brand or Lipton will suffice.

To tea or not to tea? That is the question…

Its time that someone finally spoke up. I’m puttung today’s strip on the fridge.

Then you need the tea aura guy to come in …

You obviously haven’t had southern iced tea. Done right it’ll knock your glasses off.

I can’t believe Adam is paying to torture himself. And how will it be before the dark roast aura is back.

I like this guy!

People faking a fondness for Shakespeare is a thing?

‘Sick of tea? that’s like being sick of breathing!’ -Iroh

This looks like a good side hustle

Probably not so much the squirting of tea that will eliminate the coffee odor, but the cleaning up of the tea squirted all over the place that will freshen the room. Is the “coffee aura eliminater” dude going to do that? Or Adam? I think Laura is going to get the bad end of this.

And coffee isn’t also dirt water?

I don’t love tea…. I ABUSE IT!!

Ever notice the tea-drinker discrimination? Ya can’t get a decent cuppa outside your own home. Don’t ya just love the little carafe of luke-warm water? How come coffee drinkers get a full cup refill, and the tea drinker gets another half-full carafe of luke-warm water again, no fresh tea bag. Sigh…shake my head. Iced tea at a restaurant? PPPHEWW! Pond water!

Growing up, I drank only tea until I joined the army at 18. After that, just coffee. Coffee and smokes and peanut butter fueled a soldier through the long, sleepless, rather interesting activities.

Hey buddy……”To thine ownself be true……”

Given the ridiculous price of coffee and the obvious addiction to it I’m glad I never liked the stuff. A pot of tea costs just three cents to make and is far better for you. BTW I also like Shakespeare.

I find coffee palatable if it’s cold-brewed, and a bit of hazelnut creamer; one in the morning. After that, it’s a nice black tea all day long, with an occasional English Breakfast or Twinings Lady Grey. Love reading too, but no use for Shakespeare (but I dislike plays in general).

I’ve thought this too. I thought it was only me.