Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 27, 2024

“Toothsayer.”

That’s rather goofy.

I’m feeling a bit disney.

♫ M-I-See, a-cav-ity, in yer m-o-u-t-h-! ♪♫ (Hey, c’mon…it’s 2 AM and I’m on the third glass of wine.)

make sure you floss…

MIC see if I care KEY why should I??

EEEEKS! A DENTEEST!

It does remind me of Disney World…..they entice you to get into what looks like a short line, and then you turn a corner and your in a room full of people for the next half hour. I do like how the teeth make you think you’re in someone’s mouth. That’s pretty cool Mr. Baldwin!

Weird. Just plain weird

Now spit

M-I-thee

K-E-Y

M-O-U-eth-E

Way too scary a ride for me.

Who’s the leader of the mouth

That’s made for you and me?

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Hey there, hi there, ho there

You’re as welcome as can be

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Mickey Mouse! (Wisdom Teeth!)

Mickey Mouse! (Wisdom Teeth!)

Forever let us hold our smile high

High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song

And join the jamboree

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Mickey Mouse club, Mickey Mouse club

We’ll have fun, we’ll meet new faces

We’ll do things and we’ll go places

All around the world we’re marching

Mickey Mouth has his work cut out for him. Aaaaaacckk!

I have to hand it to Mike, this is one of the funniest, bits he has done in a long time

This is so wonderfully weird, Mike!

Naturally a Disney styled waiting room.

Surreal!

Very out there, Mike!

Something to do with Disneytry?

♫It’s a small cavity after all!♫

♫It’s a small cavity after all!♫

♫It’s a small small cavity!♫

Disney’s least favorite ride.

People keep coming back, it’s like they’re abscessed.

This is a whole new level! I love it!

So the spit sucker feeds the coffee machine?

Reminds me of my first visit to Disney World. We heard they had their own police force. We wondered if their hats had Mickey Mouse ears. Also, we joked about being pulled over by Officer Goofy.

Officer Goofy: Gawrsh. You were speedin’. Ah-hyuck!

Mike, what are you on?!