Kliban by B. Kliban for March 11, 2024

Aw, who cares?

Mr. Weltschmerz sits in his Entropy Chair and watches his eye floaters for hours at a time. They are his only friends since his Sea Monkeys dried up.

Are you ignorant or apathetic? Don’t know, don’t care!

When a 6-pack of boredom isn’t enough, buy an entire case of it.

Its amazing what you can get on Amazon.

Still waiting for my case of Old Unimproved Listlessness from Doldrums.Com…..

Uniform Mananas, each guaranteed to be just like the last ’til the end of days. Then you reorder.

There’s a lot to unpack here.

I like that the “Don’t Do It!” Kit comes preassembled, not that he’ll ever find out.

This why I never shop at DownCo.

If you wanted to show off what good taste you had, you could order a box of “Ennui” from France.