Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 06, 2024

You’re going to need some kryptonite clippers.

I always wondered how superman shaved and cut his hair.

I remember this popped up in one of the old comic books. There was an explanation for it; I just don’t remember what it was.

It could open up a whole new story about his bodily functions!!!!

And lets not even START with various bodily functions w/ super powers.

Hair of Steel!

The guy takes off his glasses and nobody knows who he is.

Just remember, not the curl on the forehead.

Break out the kryptonite scissors

I’ll just leave this here: “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex” by Larry Niven.

I like the use of the cape.

Barbers scissors just broke, cutting his hair! LOL

It’s been done. Many times. >

He doesn’t just have buns of steel.

I loved it on the Incredibles movie which explained why it was not a good thing for a Superhero to have a cape

This begs the question: If Superman is invulnerable to everything except Kryptonite, I presume this includes his hair, so how, exactly, did he keep his hair so neat?

You need the magic scissors, in the other drawer there, bro (Kryptonite and magic. The big two, for Supes)

Reminds me of a Larry Niven SF Short Story.

Stan of meal.

Supercuts.

When Clark Kent joined the military in WWII the doctor kept breaking needles trying to give him his immunizations. https:// /wordpress/wp-content /uploads/2022/01/ (just remove the spaces for your viewing pleasure.)

The Mane of Steel.

Kryptonite edges oughta work