Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 16, 2024

Don’t take any of his crap.

It actually came from a hole in the ground!

Love Ralph’s comment.

Considering what DOES get across the border…..

Mr. DungBeetle, I need the receipt.

I like the color, Dave. It perfectly captures the grim airport check in line.

Given its size and assumed weight, I guess it would depend on how liquid-y it is. If it’s considered a meat, it might have to be wrapped and stored in ice. Excuse me. I’m going to go hurl now.

{f it was doody free, why did you have to buy it?

Doody-free Doody … Is that like Artificial Waste? Synthetic Dung? Soy Poop? Faux Feces?

oh this one is full of….

Not that there’s anything wrong with that … different strokes for different folks. He’s a famous anthropologist with a coprolite collecting license signed by our recent one-term POTUS. Who millions say is completely honest and above board, and a perfect politician.

Sorry, but you’re going to have to roll that.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha eh eh!!!

… he said doody!

that’s a trump sandwitch…

tha’ts a trump sandwitch…

Dung beetles will do what dung beetles will do.

Is he traveling to or from a S-hole country?

Howdy, Doody!

This is a poorfect comic strip.

“How much you got there?”

“A whole sh!tload.”

A lot of low hanging poop in today’s offering. Just leave it out in the yard so squirrel can try to tell the sh!t from Shinola.

Traveling poops me out.

It’s a doody-free border.

But it’s NOT doody-free, you can see the doody RIGHT THERE!

Bartender to Mr. Dungbeetle:

“Welcome! Come on in & pick a stool.” …!

“what’s brown, and sounds like a bell?”

Dung!