Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 14, 2024

They sure a re persistent. Gotta give them that.

Have you updated your medicare plan this year?

Or, “Please update the information on your CIBC account.”

I don’t have one.

Or the warranty on lawn mower that you sold two years ago is about to expire.

Dang it! A selling point that might have gotten me a few more bucks and I didn’t even know I had one…oh wait, I didn’t.

Thank goodness! I was really worried about that.

“This is the I.R.S…”

You’ve been declared legally dead. Please call or write to confirm.

They didn’t include a pen … or more importantly, a two-way radio.

Why is he reading Wilson’s mail?

You can have it serviced at any local service center.

Notice Dave’s smiley face and grumpy face on the ball.

You’re still better off than the guys in Loose Parts today.

Easy. Just write back saying you’ll sign up. THEN they will find you.

This is your Final Bottle… this offer expires soon!

no escape…

Actually, needs a warranty on his current home. ’Had a red sky morning.

on the side, he should have a bowl of soup with 2 flies in it!

I was thinkin’ extended boat warranty.

Did you notice how those crappy TV commercials began JUST as the robocalls ended..? Hmmm… They raised enough on those calls to blitz TV with star-studded ads…

I still get this for a car we haven’t owned for over twelve years!

Fortunately, that particular nasty advertising meme has finally been quashed with new technology and new laws regarding phone spam.

Is Ralph drinking a piña colada?

Got sick visiting Hawaii once. I asked the Urgent Care doc where HE went for vacation … he said “Alaska, for the last 10 years!” Which makes sense when you think about it …!

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His ex is no longer willing to tend to the maintenance of his car.

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at least ya got pina coladas!