Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 13, 2024

Eliot “Mess”.

Mike, you could patent that and make a fortune. Especially on the refills.

It’s so crazy it just might work.

And I opted for a central floor drain!

It’s like he’s right there – on the field.

I have dogs. They clean up my mess, I clean up theirs!

Being single again, I could really use that system. Must be called “Bounty .. The Room Size Picker Upper !”

Yep! Seats on the 50 yard line! It just don’t get any better, does it Mike!?

Stag carpeting.

Well, that’s one way to avoid cleaning up after yourself, I guess.

Eh?

A patent pending lawsuit is in effect by Paper Towel Manufacturers…

aaaahh…Mike at home!

he needs to call Invention Submission Corporation…

an idea that should be implemented in many American homes

They should make those for sports fans, with yard markings.

Just roll with it.

I thought he’d be watching the Masters with that Rolling Green.

Paper Towel Astro Turf? Touchdown!

Makes it easier for the wife to keep the living room clean…..