Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 22, 2024

Deeper and deeper………

I’m waiting for Eddy to show up.

Danae should at least get some credit from her teacher for inventiveness.

Why is it that the majority of UFO sightings happen in the first hour after the bars close?

So, Lucy is in the sky, but without diamonds.

They hurt you at home and they hit you at school

They hate you if you’re clever and they despise a fool

- John Lennon “Working Class Hero “.

I was going to point out that it was said yesterday that they were watching tadpoles, which don’t live in tide pools, but… monsters, aliens… yeah, why bother with that detail?

So, the pool monster is a kraken?

Tiring

What the hell is that?? That’s one of those…. What the hell is that ?? And so it goes

The❤️Count really likes this arc : )

Who does she have in her class that she has to make up these stories just to compete? Annie Warbucks and Johnny Quest?

Oh no! Next comes the anal probes!

If only Dana was old enough to sign screenplay contracts. It’s the one thing she is good at…at least by Hollywood standards.

Unfortunately that’s not all they wiped.

Ah yes, the sequel… “5th grade, Part 2 – Teacher’s Torment”

Not judging, everyone is different, but I haven’t seen a lot of college educated UFO witnesses or abductees.

Y’know, if it’s a writing exercise, who cares whether it’s fact or fiction as long as it’s well written?

Normally they do memory erasure as a standard part of the encounter.

You’re on a roll, Danae, got it all worked out ..

Lucy can read?