I have a provision in my will that will keep my (home) telephone in service for 90 days after my demise. It will be answered by the following message.
“I’m not very sorry I missed your call because I’m dead. So my Medicare Advantage is no longer necessary, my lawn does not need mowing, and my house is being disposed of by the executor of my estate. I am no longer interested in auto insurance, wireless service, Girl Scout cookies, investment opportunities, special day or night vision glasses, or to hear that my son, daughter, brother, sister, or granny has been kidnapped in Venezuela. I no longer care about my roof, my appliances, my car engine, or my health. I have either found Jesus or discovered any alternative. But the best thing of all is that I wasn’t, and will never again be, bothered by this telephone call nor by you. That’s what I call ‘Resting in Peace.’ Thank you and Good-Bye.”
That sign represents an Era long since past, early to mid sixties. My good friends parents had a color TV and every once in awhile they would invite some of us kids in to watch the Flintstones or Disney’s wonderful world of color. I remember those signs of day’s long since past.
I guess that’s a motel sign that died out in favor of "Rooms Have Cable TV " sign which might be in another graveyard thanks to "Free WiFi " signs these days.
To the “youngsters” out there, back “in the day”, motels along the highway used to tout things like “air conditioning” and “color TV” to entice passersby…
xaingo 9 months ago
It’s just a gimmick. Besides, people are already dying to get in.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 9 months ago
I don’t think that’s much of a draw in TYOOL 2024.
danketaz Premium Member 9 months ago
Them salesfolks don’t give up easy.
mccollunsky 9 months ago
They have color TV, but there’s nothing good on.
enigmamz 9 months ago
The strip, of course, does not.
SteveHL 9 months ago
A tombstone dating back, I would guess, to the 1950s or 1960s.
Slowly, he turned... 9 months ago
Which level doesn’t have color?
steveh64 9 months ago
They have to have something to pass the time till zombie apocalypse.
waynl 9 months ago
And of course, the batteries to the remote are dead.
Chris 9 months ago
even the dead get bored… :J
jconnors3954 9 months ago
No live TV there!
gigagrouch 9 months ago
All mod cons!
Bookworm 9 months ago
I have a provision in my will that will keep my (home) telephone in service for 90 days after my demise. It will be answered by the following message.
“I’m not very sorry I missed your call because I’m dead. So my Medicare Advantage is no longer necessary, my lawn does not need mowing, and my house is being disposed of by the executor of my estate. I am no longer interested in auto insurance, wireless service, Girl Scout cookies, investment opportunities, special day or night vision glasses, or to hear that my son, daughter, brother, sister, or granny has been kidnapped in Venezuela. I no longer care about my roof, my appliances, my car engine, or my health. I have either found Jesus or discovered any alternative. But the best thing of all is that I wasn’t, and will never again be, bothered by this telephone call nor by you. That’s what I call ‘Resting in Peace.’ Thank you and Good-Bye.”basspro 9 months ago
That sign represents an Era long since past, early to mid sixties. My good friends parents had a color TV and every once in awhile they would invite some of us kids in to watch the Flintstones or Disney’s wonderful world of color. I remember those signs of day’s long since past.
walkingmancomics 9 months ago
too much ‘dead air’
stamps 9 months ago
All it’s showing are zombie flicks.
SFpagan 9 months ago
I guess that’s a motel sign that died out in favor of "Rooms Have Cable TV " sign which might be in another graveyard thanks to "Free WiFi " signs these days.
raybarb44 9 months ago
Those signs did die a long time ago but they did have their day at hotels and motels many years back……
wellis1947 Premium Member 9 months ago
To the “youngsters” out there, back “in the day”, motels along the highway used to tout things like “air conditioning” and “color TV” to entice passersby…
eddi-TBH 9 months ago
I remember when that was a big deal. But I’m still on this side of the fence.