Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 08, 2024

I don’t know what’s combover him.

It’s a defense appropriate to the coiffure.

And stop searching for dik-dik pics on your phone; you’re confusing the AI-powered search engines.

And then, with a sudden gust of wind, it was all over. Not just combover.

I hate being at the combover phase of life

Probably not as safe as that woman over there with the bag full of makeup and trendy pharmaceuticals.

Can I get a haircut and grill one of the dik-diks instead?

a new National Day: Combover Safety Day…

“I got a haircut recently”. he said baldly. The clipper ship was quite trim.

Lionel heeds the Lament of the Lioness at the crown of Old Baldy.

I wish dik-diks and combovers was all we needed to be safe in this life… I am still concerned about my winky-dinks!

I thought lining up my dik-diks in public was frowned upon? Who knew?

But my combover is protecting my crown…and yes, I feel a bit safer…but I really like it to the right…makes me look younger…don’t ya think?

Is that Rudolph?!

earth to Teresa, come in please ;+)

I am usually loath to expose my dik-dik in public.

You’re fooling no one. Give it up.

Hey, everybody, a Grace the Face sighting on today’s “Reality Check”! It’s very cool!

https://www.gocomics.Com/realitycheck/2024/03/08?ct=v&cti=2714698

That fella looks like he needs the support. Good job, everybody. Let’s move on to the next comic character in trouble.

I’ll never get over the loss of my comb.

Linus?

Why don’t you Combover and see if you can spot my shout out to Teresa in today’s Reality Check.

No, I don´t feel safe now.

Re: The Flog – Health Hints

My Favorite Parts™ were …

“Do not engage in harmful amusements”

“Masticate thoroughly”

“Declare perpetual peace with yourself and all things else … including the weather” (emphasis mine)

Our dik diks guard the garbage cans when we out them out for collection. Ever since we got them not a single can has gone missing.

I do feel safe, but the problem is I so often forget my combination.

Tricia and Julie had to come from somewhere, but nix on that; we’ve got the roe down pat.

Little man he had three he had connection attacks on his tree with the next man came.

Claim safety.

Line up your dik-diks in defensive lines and comb, comb, comb.

Wasn’t that the Andrews Sisters?