Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 21, 2024

I’m not that big of a fan of getting attention myself but even I agree this is overkill.

Pull his face out of the bush! Punish him with Marigold’s admiration!

Okay at this point his humble bragging has gone from “Harmless and slightly obnoxious” to “actively harmful.” Which I honestly didn’t expect.

To quote Dakota: “Unicorns are like, super-weird you guys.”

Lord Splendid Humility is either very short or likes to lie down in his bush.

You tell ‘em Phoebe!

Unicorn humble? That’s a good one!

The bush also makes a perfect spot for recording videos and not ever being noticed.

Lord Sucks Hard.

“…my extreme magnificence.” Doesn’t get any more humble than that.

Agree with Phoebe, but LSH is not just mean. Now he looks like a stalker with a very twisted mind.

Dude! Do not be posting any videos of me anywhere or I will crawl in that bush and tie your humble tail in to a knot!

Bound to backfire if those funny human vids go viral – that’ll bring a ton of clout

The obvious retort would be either to stop doing it or she’ll post a video of him for all to see.

Gotta admire the relentless adherence of this comic strip to Unicorn Logic.

i dont believe this… we need a scooby doo style unbushing here