Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 27, 2024

And if she did, the elevator would get stuck with the two of them inside, right? :P :P :P

Run Wendy, run like the wind!

… and one would desperately need to go to the toilet.

Always pathetic.

Norman makes Forrest Gump look like Einstein.

You just refuse to figure it out, Norm! She doesn’t LIKE you. She doesn’t like you AT ALL. She’d do anything to avoid you. And I can’t blame her. You’re as stupid as a box of rocks. Stupider.

Let that idiot go, Norm. You’re better off without her.

Ok, if he sings “Love In An Elevator,” I’m leaving.

Idiots can never take a hint.

It’s really 22 flights to the 23rd floor.

give her 5 floors and check again

She’ll be too exhausted to work afterwards.

Her cardio workout for the day, along with her mental wellness break from not being with Norman.

Ugh. I don’t like Wendy. She’s just mean.

You would think that having been married to Norman albeit temporarily in Vegas once, she would still have some feelings of warmth especially for a guy who genuinely likes her. After all the marriage only ended on a technicality. The minister wasn’t an Elvis impersonator.

I think Norm may be improving. He’s actually holding the door so it can’t close on him… ㋛

Oy! no thanks….

See, I told you that he was going to stop off at every floor.

I’m still curious about where they are. A building that has at least 23 floors and Wendy indicated she was late. So, some appointment or meeting, maybe it’s part of the gag and will be revealed later.

Not feeling sorry for Wendy.

If she’s puffing after a few steps, it will be a long hike, but still preferable than the alternative.

If Norman lets go of that door,

Does he fall face-first to the floor?

d;o)

Right about now he’s forgot what he was going to the 23rd floor for.

She could let him go to the 23rd floor, get off, then bring elevator back down leaving him up there. Then ride back up in peace.

Today’s Non Sequitur.

She doesn’t suffer fools gladly…

More like her cardio for the week.

Really, all she has to do is walk up one flight, wait a few minutes, then take the next elevator from that floor.

He is demonstrating why she was smart to take the stairs.