The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 25, 2024

they can’t put him behind bars because he hasn’t got any!

He must be in there for battery.

Clever

He’s exercising his right to remain silent.

Check his Palm

He’s just a plug away from being charged.

The Nokia candy bar. A near-indestructible cell phone. It’s no wonder that they took them off of the market. R.I.P.

I loved my Nokia. Best phone ever

I had a dream last night that my boss told me to find one of those…. It was weird.

So past a certain age, you get a pass on some offenses? Good to know. Will I get a Notice? Maybe a few details and a website for questions?

Motorola must have flipped on Nokia

They can’t question him without an adapter being present.

Throw him in the cell with Blackberry!

A groan but a good groan!

His battery should’ve gone dead LONNNNNNNNGG ago!!

Remove his power cells and charge them separately.

Sadly … if he isn’t charged, he’ll completely lose the little strength he has and die.

Go ahead, tell him he’s to old, he’ll get a charge out of that!

Loved my little Nokia, my first cell phone. It looked just like that but was red. It was tiny!

Boring

He’s biden his time.

It couldn’t communicate anyhow. It’s still on 3g.

LOL!

Put him on death row. He’ll die as soon as his battery runs down.

I guess we just let him die? Seems too harsh a sentence for ringing during a movie.

I don’t believe he broke the law. He never breaks!

Biden’s cellphone!

Just give him an ice cream cone and let him go.

No problem, I have a dozen USB adapter cables, Amazon will deliver this one today, yet.

He hasn’t talked to his attorney is years!

I guess Sam sung like a canary.

Uh…..

We’ll get him to confess. We just have to push his buttons.

Cell-phone manufacturers have this insidious strategy. You shell out $600, $700, $800 for one and a year or 2 down the road you can’t find a compatible charging cable for love nor money, and the only solution is to buy another phone.

Can you hear me now? Nobody can hear him now…

I wonder if his memory is gone too. Does he wonder around looking stupid?

it’s a me, Mario. I can’t open the door, No Key-a

He can’t get a hearing. And even if they could find a jury of his peers they would all just hang up