Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for March 18, 2024

I’m with Mittens. Pizza is my favorite birthday meal—and no mushrooms on the pizza, please.

Hawaiian pizza with mushrooms sounds better to me. I can’t abide vinaigrette.

I can has cheesburgur?

Happy Birthday to Mittens’ Mom! Congratulations on another successful orbit of the sun.

Mom throws a party and no one comes. Mittens spends the night at Drunk Patty’s.

Hope you have a wonderful birthday, Angie!

Angie, please save me some mushrooms. They’re tasty even for non-vegetarians. Oh, many happy returns of the day!

Are Stumpy and Drunk Patty planning the surprise birthday party?

Ugh! I’m with Mittens. Though on my birthday a couple weeks ago my husband and I both took afternoon naps and when we woke up it was too late to go out to the restaurant we’d planned so we just ordered a pizza. It wasn’t very good. But anything would be better than mushroom anything. Gak! Mushrooms are only fungus and gross.

Happy Birthday, Angie! No pizza for you, Mittens, but you may get some extra liver treats if you ask nicely!

Happy Birthday, Angie, and happy mooching, Mittens.

Happy Birthday Angie! I have to agree with Mittens…..get the Pizza. You can still have mushrooms, and Mittens and I will pick them off

Happy Birthday, Angie!

Smart Mitty — mushrooms are bad for cats.

Happy birthday, Angie!!

Happy Birthday, Angie!

Happy Birthday, Angie1

But, please, no fungus in my food!

Happy birthday! I promise not to beg for your mushrooms. Call me when there’s cake.

Anchovie pizza.

My favorite local pizza place is one of the Mellow Mushroom chain. Although it does serve meat, there are plenty of vegetarian and vegan choice. Spinach and mushroom, nom nom nom.

Happy Birthday Angie!!

Happy Birthday Angie. Thanks for the gift of Mittens.

Happy Birthday Angie ❤️ and thanks for an every day fun read.

No birthday cake?