Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 29, 2024

A mishap of “corneacopian” proportion.

The Air Force will spend a million analyzing it.

I recently completed getting cataract removal surgery on both eyes. It seems to have really stirred up the floaters, and sometimes they really drive me crazy now! They seem to be larger than ever. Still, I’m really glad the cataracts are gone.

Later that day they took the lenscap off of the telescope.

I once had a floater that looked like Saturn. Nobody believed I discovered a new planet.

It’s all eye floaters. Plus we’re proof the universe is self-aware. Go have a beer.

That really did happen to a French scientist early in the 20th century, and a real life Indiana Jones exposed the unintentional fraud behind “Z” rayz.

“One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them. The ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.”

It’s an old 50s sci-fi movie, “Eye Boogers From Outer Space!”

Oy!

Floaters aren’t bad once you get used to them.

I don’t believe astronomers even look into telescopes these days. CCD camera have gotten so good that the output is fed directly into a computer for analysis. The output is displayed on a big flat screen monitor.

Hey, everybody move in, let me show you why you won’t be coming into work next week.

Space worms too

I tried to see if I still have eye floaters. Didn’t see any, but now I can see the comic in 3D. :^)

That’s a new way for Bluebook to explain UFOs, eye floaters.

They should be asking that question of a space alien.

He’s displaying some of his vitreous humor.