Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 27, 2024

Creature bleacher!

Spoonerisms are like, the most basic possible way to misuse the language.

Opus caught rickets from bats!

The two middle panels are the most relatable thing to me, and precisely demonstrate my infamous retail phrase, “I’m sorry, I can’t speak English today.”

Please tell us more about beancurd keisters.

Ooooo. Major burn-down by Marigold.

This round goes to the horned one.

I sense another funny human video.

Keyboard wreaker! Sailboard beaker! Fractured seeker!

Tongue tied?!

Phoebe is channeling Millie.

Sneakered preacher.

I did that once in grade school and ended up accidentally getting in trouble.

There’s medication for what you have.

Please do not fleek seabirds.

That would be a very original way to introduce a conference.

OK. Let’s rap it up now.

unique

What a good strip for today

Looks like Phoebe has been reading a bit of Zippy.

“Beancurd keister” is my new finishing move.

pH, you are playing the telephone game with yourself…

“meryl streep’s sarong, pass it on”*

*regular quotes