Garfield by Jim Davis for May 03, 2024

Burn!

Not one of the options, Liz.

Chopped liver.

Liz replies, like a cross between a cactus and sandpaper. Jagged and rough.

That is so cruel. ☹️

John, shut up and pucker up! (✿◕૩◕)爻(＾▿＾ )

Liz lips, he ain’t got.

Hips don’t lie but lips can lie. Ha ha ha ha.

Another dating cartoon for Friday. They are usually either Garfield dating Arlene or Jon dating Liz (as shown here). Last Friday was exceptional as Odie was filling in for Garfield and appearing with Arlene.

Jon is a young man with a lot of questions and not many answers.

You’re a connected guy, Jon. Connected to stoopid.

More like liver lips. And what guy in his sane head, would want freakin’ pouty lips ?

Jon should keep it simple with Liz.

less talking more kissing

At least she’s honest about it!

Jon being creepy

Well, you walked right into that one I’m afraid Jon

Jon’s lips could be like those of Frank Burns of MASH, the lipless wonder. For manly qualities, he’d better stick with his forgiving nature.

This would be a great “Garfield minus Garfield” strip.

However, on the other hand… Liz’s lips. Oooooooo…. the possibilities. ;9

Give her a long, slow, wet, deep kiss that lasts 3 days. Then ask her again.

Liz is hot

Bro is not the rizzler

What about Liz’s lips?

me when i ask my girlfriend a question

Jon, didn’t you ever hear the expression that actions speak louder than words?

Kiss her, you fool.

What lips?

Shut up and kiss me, you fool.

How does a putt like Jon get & keep a girlfriend like Liz? Oh,that…never mind…

Dorks need love too.

I can see where she is coming from

Awkward

Don’t even bother Jon.

Liz on the other hand has some certified DSLs on her face

Speaking of lips…..nevermind.

Lol

Swing…..and a miss.

Loose lips sink relationships.

Why don’t you just kiss her Jom

“All I can say is that I would like to rip them from your face.”

“Awww, she loves me so much that she wants to souvenir of our time together.”

Sigh

Ouch! Liz is still roasting Jon, I see.