Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for April 02, 2024

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    j_m_kuehl  10 months ago

    And yet somehow it will it all blow up

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    comixbomix  10 months ago

    I forget – whose house is it?

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    French Persons' Treasury of Self-Applauding Batty Premium Member 10 months ago

    How about the “air” in “airhead”?

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    Blu Bunny  10 months ago

    Wait till you see the crate of $2 solar eclipse glasses he got, and to sell at $18 each.

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    sueb1863  10 months ago

    The eclipse must be a sign of the Apocalypse, Batiuk actually put together a timely storyline!

    By the way, enjoy having a house full of unvetted strangers! Better lock up your jewelry and check your homeowner’s insurance to make sure you can do this legally.

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    grozar  10 months ago

    Does the housing authority know about this illegal scheme?

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    ladykat Premium Member 10 months ago

    I wonder if Ed will make a profit here.

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    rockyridge1977  10 months ago

    The best laid schemes o’ mice an’ men!!!!!!!!

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    Jeannine Brown  10 months ago

    Actually that’s how AirBnB got its name. Some guys in San Francisco started out renting an air mattress in their living room.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  10 months ago

    Why would anyone want to pay big money to see something where you can’t see anything?

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    puddleglum1066  10 months ago

    Tomorrow: Harry Dinkle shows up with a restraining order, claiming Ed’s infringing on his exclusive right to run Mattress Fundraisers.

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    lemonbaskt  10 months ago

    will he get montonis pizza and sell it ten dollars slice ?

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    Daltongang Premium Member 10 months ago

    Geez, what’s the big deal, it’s a solar eclipse. Anyone with a brain knows that it is just the moon passing in front of the sun. No warnings from the Gods, no need for virgin sacrifices or cowering in a cave somewhere.

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    MichiganMitten  10 months ago

    He’d have a compressor or auto-inflator.

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    Imhungry  10 months ago

    I live in the path of the eclipse of 2017 and there was a big demand for a parking place but few people stayed overnight.

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    eced52  10 months ago

    I wonder if he is giving people ideas?

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    Stephen M Dallas  10 months ago

    Batuik finally correctly timed up his year- in-advance-written stories with an actual real world event. The eclipse is apparently only the second sign of the apocalypse.

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    be ware of eve hill  10 months ago

    At the mention of “air in Airbnb,” Crankshaft points at Mindy and excitedly declares, “Air!”

    New Crankshaft prices: Air mattress $25. Air mattress filled with air $30.

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    sueb1863  10 months ago

    I’m not far from Toledo, Ohio, where the current forecast for Monday is…rain.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  10 months ago

    I live in Texas, in the path of totality, but just barely. We’re having some friends from Georgia come to visit. They have a condo in Pawley’s Island, South Carolina, and we made plans in 2014 to visit them in 2017, for a total eclipse, and likewise planned for them to come here this year. Last year we had an annular eclipse. I thought the 2017 eclipse was magical, and hopefully this one will be also. Unless I live to age 97, this will probably be the last total solar eclipse I will get to see.

    Of all the inhabited planets in the Universe, how many do you suppose have a moon of just the right diameter rotating at just the right distance needed to produce a total eclipse? I’ve got to think it’s pretty rare. One might even say miraculous.

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