Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for April 09, 2024

Who does Mitch look older than 4? (He was born in Feb of 2020)

Once again Batiuk is scrüing us over.

Cranky, You’re a one of a kind screw, they broke the mold when you were born.

Who dis

What, are they going to play “unicorns“?

“OK. Now these screws represent me after Pam finds out how much money I spent on the eclipse disaster.”

No ,No,No I need a 4-52 left handed hardened pan head machine screw !

Whew. Was expecting the eclipse.

My father used to have me do that when I was small.

Ed, the devil is in the details.

Shop education….always needed!!!!!!

count crushinski and tildy headed to montoni pizza ! who told them you could get a nice dinner there ?

Kid: “… here!… screw you, old man…”

To Mitch a screw is a screw…..oops!

I mean, we always joke about the ever changing age of Mitch, but the last time we saw him he was slightly older than a toddler and now he might be a teenager. Next month he’ll probably be back to 4 years old.

Needle in a haystack.

Mine’s bigger, old man!

Mitch is screwing with you, Cranky! I hope lol

Sorry to any of you who bet that the eclipse story would continue. The 1,000,000:1 odds I gave seemed like a good bet, but you lose.

What happened to the eclipse arc? I wanted to see if Ed went broke or not.

Ah, yes … the “teaching moments” in life … ;)