The Flying McCoys by Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy for April 06, 2024

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    Digital Frog  9 months ago

    We could always give you dark glasses & a white cane, and then cut off your tail…

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    Zykoic  9 months ago

    You’re trapped, Mickey, in type casting. The big cheeses are out to get you because of that Goofy mix-up.

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    MeanBob Premium Member 9 months ago

    Hey babe, you take the work or give up the Ricotta.

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    Superfrog  9 months ago

    We’re rewriting it and you play the part of a GP who’s addicted to hickory nut flavoured rum cocktails. We’re calling it “Hickory Daiquiri, Doc?”

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    cdward  9 months ago

    Then audition for Shakespeare. This is the gig.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Alas poor Mouse, I knew you well.

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    Captain Bars  9 months ago

    Gotta start somewhere, kid. Just be patient, your time will come.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 9 months ago

    No small roles. Just small actors.

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    goboboyd  9 months ago

    The clock is one of those slick Art Deco models, so you’ll really have to sell the struggle to the audience.

    Or it might be a low budget production and your metamorphic struggle will be with a digital alarm clock on a side table. And not one of those cool ones with flipping numbers.

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    prince valiant Premium Member 9 months ago

    Is that a picture of Robert Plant on the wall?

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    mokspr Premium Member 9 months ago

    I believe Michael Caine said something about doing the “bad” roles so you can afford to do the good ones.

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    PoodleGroomer  9 months ago

    Could we have a sword fight while going up the clock?

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 9 months ago

    Patrick Little Stuart

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  9 months ago

    Try reading that in a really snooty sounding British accent.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 months ago

    “I’ve won a Pest Actor Oscar for God’s sake.”

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    cactusbob333  9 months ago

    Get off. That’s granpa’s clock you’re shakin’.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 9 months ago

    We’ll forgive the man bun, because you’ve got such great tastes in men. Palm tree, rubber plant, ROBERT PLANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! swoon! :)

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    Be glad we didn’t cast you with the farmer’s wife.

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    Robert Miller Premium Member 9 months ago

    Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, The clock struck ONE…and the other two came down with minor injuries…

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    StephenRice  9 months ago

    Toss him out on his ratatouille.

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    the lost wizard  9 months ago

    He sounds a bit cheesed off. :)

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