Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 25, 2024

They got rats in the Seine big as Volkswagens.

Sometimes you feel like a nut… and then the squirrels come.

face your fears or not

Fool! It was a capybara and you were in mortal peril of being cuted to death!

The squirrels were looking for him because they think he’s nuts.

That was no squirrel! After his big hoopla celebration last month, the Groundhog is out of hibernation and working for peanuts.

In the woods where I live, a big squirrel would likely become a big meal for a big owl.

Beware of the nutty ones.

She loved you.

A Red Squirrel? Potential to be ornery.

Oh. That’s just Buddy Squirrel, the confectioner.

I am the father of two girls. Nothing scares me.

We have squirrels the size of squirrels around here. Of course, technically, any squirrel is the size of a squirrel.

I’ve seen a dog about the size of a squirrel. Yappy little thing.

i would have turned around and ran if i saw something like that

Face the face.

That’s honestly chilling!

Maybe waiting for you to feed her….nuts, popcorn, etc.

Ralph feels bad about the whole incident.

Yeah, I can see why you’d want to hide your face behind a sketch.

C’mon man, get your chittering together …!

No one can face that kind of horror and walk away and unscathed.

Dramatic recreation?

Courtroom sketch?

Superhero disguise?

Or masked identity from being in the Witless Protection Program?

Details tonight at eleventeen o’clock!

Feed it some of Tom Lehers peanuts. They are coated with cyanide,

Post It note face off.

right. because double negatives can KILL ;+)

Poncho? Is that you Poncho?

Duelling Guitars are all wet.

He was lucky it didn’t want his nuts.