FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 03, 2024

JUST MOW THE LAWN (don’t play and have fun) OMG!!!!

As long as he’s mowing, don’t complain.

Maybe one of the dinosaurs will break the lawn mower.

Stegosaurus and Iguanodon were both extinct by the 650,000th century BCE.

Making a kid use a reel mower should be considered child abuse.

No match for the Reelmowosaurus

Seems a kid like Jason would know that the stegosaurus lived in a different geologic age than the triceratops or the t-rex.

Jason uses “BC” and “AD” instead of “BCE” and “CE”? That’s surprising.

Reminds me of the time I accidentally pushed the electric mower over a garden snake. Terrifying for an 8 year old

The reason that call it Tyrannosauras Rex is because it rex everything in sight.

I told the landlord I could do the lawn if he’d get a reel mower.

Like a leaf on the wind – RIP Wash.

What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps noisily?

a Tyranosnorus

The mower should be about 40" high and is over his head?

Last week getting him to play outside was like pulling teeth. Now he’s having the time of his life, ripping off Calvin.

Mastodon Pterodactyl Triceratops Sabre-toothed Tiger Tyrannosarus

POWER RANGERS!

I enjoy doing exercises on TRX (a brand of suspension training equipment).

He is adhering to the adage that “in every job to be done there’s an element of fun!”

I hope those dinosaurs are really inexpensive as the are about to be past tense.

At least one of your kids wants to use that relic.