Herman by Jim Unger for April 08, 2024

He only wants to learn how to be a backseat driver so he can drive his mother-in-law crazy.

Must be from the privileged classes.

I did sit behind the wheel. That was my mistake. (I still can’t drive.)

“Gunther, I don’t care what ‘The Wheel of Fortune’ commercials say. You can’t just be ‘a Wheel Watcher’.”

Nope, nope nope! I sit behind the wheel, and instant “Boom, boom, smash, crunch!”

Reserved for M.I.L.

“You mean… this isn’t this Chauffer School? Where you learn how to be chauffeured around?!?”

Seems the basics are a little beyond him.

He’s getting his license to drive self-driving cars

You must have heard of the phrase “Back seat driver”. Well, there you go.

He is vague on the basic premise and details.

Go back to the basics.

Had one get in the right front passenger seat to do their test. I just stood there trying not to laugh. To give them a break they were British……

@Jim Unger – Really funny!

The first time I got in a helicopter, I got in the right hand seat like I would in the car. A fella walked up and asked, “You know how to fly a helicopter?”

“In that case, get out of my seat,” he directed.

Actual LOL. Thank you, I needed that.

He’s so use to taking Uber.

I’ll bet he’d be a great back seat driver.

He’s practicing in one of those self-driving cars.

That’s where his wife will drive from.