Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for April 12, 2024

Nah, since they were allowed to advertise on T.V., lawyers no longer chase ambulances.

I’m currently suing one for damages. So, nope.

…lawyers are like life jackets…

…everyone complains about them…

….until they need ’em…

The only thing that wouldmake this joke better, is if the ambulance was full of lawyers! Ba-dum-bum!

What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of a lake? A good start

Hey Dave, is this really being kind to lawyers?

[Then again, most lawyers should appreciate a good lawyer joke (especially one about lawyers that tend to give lawyers a bad name).]

I don’t know any lawyers.

Suit yourself

I just saw that “Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire” in IMAX this week. My wife wanted to see it.

A-turn-he took too far.

At least now, OJ is burning in hell

That’s a good one.

One of my favorite lawyer jokes:

Question: What’s the difference between roadkill and a lawyer lying dead on the road?

Answer: There are skid marks in front of the roadkill …!

( told by 1 of my 2 attorney in-laws to the other 1 )

If you’re going for that chaser, got to hope that ambulance had plenty of Pepto and Pepcid on board to help offset the sure-fire case of heartburn.

Hmmm, coulda sworn that 4.9.24 was “be kind to lawyers day” (2nd Tues in April typically). Not sure lawyers deserve two “be kind” days.