Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 20, 2024

The “gleaning tower of pizza”.

Two pieces. One for you, one for me.

Will he eat that last piece in one gulp?

Give piece a chance!

Always cut the whole pizza before eating.

Now that’s a gluten.

Save some for breakfast.

He, he, Obelix-style!

I’m sorry, this is glutton-free pizza, so you can’t have any more.

he’ll just fold it over like a taco…

After my own heart!

I like the “larger” slices, too.

Odd, he talks like a teenager but look much older. Some guys never grow up.

There are two different sized pieces of cake left. Mike tells Joe to take a one, and he’ll have the other… Well Joe is no slouch so he takes the bigger piece.

Mike, a bit perturbed by this says, “Out of politeness and good manners, if I were selecting first, I would have taken the smaller piece.”

Joe shot back, “SO, that’s exactly what you got, so what’s your problem?”

I have a 15-year-old son at home. This is real!

You may have another piece, not the rest of the pizza.

I like his thinking……

Slice of life. :)

It might be a ‘gluten free’ pizza, but it is not a glutton free pizza!

He has a glutton’s definition of serving size.

You wanna pizza me?

Yikes! Should have ordered the smaller size (life partner).

Pete’s a big eater.

See, I told you we should have gotta 2 personal pizzas.

When the food hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a gluttonay.

Now we know why he’s that huge.

After it is cut into regular serving size pieces, and there is one piece left, we will cut that piece in half and share it!

Technique is everything when you fold “a” slice like that.

He’s a glutton for gluten.