Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 12, 2024

It’ll be udderly contaminated then.

The only kind.

Black always Black , Thank you I’ll pass on the nut based juice !

I think he’s milking this cartoon just to keep her around.

headache!!

I thank God that I am a mutant.

I have only a small amount of melamine which means I can make vitamin D with minimal sunlight and since I live well off the equator, this is a good thing.

I can also digest lactose even though I am an adult. THis allows me to enjoy pizza.

Half and half for me.

I’ll have to try oat milk in my coffee. It has a sweet taste to it, maybe I can use less sugar, or none at all.

Cow or goat?

@Jeff Stahler – What a great punch line!!

He was moderately amused with the goat milk.

…and then he got a lap full of hot coffee

Now There’s a dad joke!

There is no almond “milk” – nor oat, nor soy; milk comes from mammals, period.

Humor like this is why I am lactose intolerant!

Goats also have udders.

Great!

Milk comes from mammals. Cows, goats, humans, camels, etc. If it’s from a plant it isn’t milk, it’s juice or oil or, well something, but not milk.

Potentially the start of an Abbott & Costello routine.