Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 06, 2024

“Diet Coke… in a can… and don’t expect a tip!”

Does anyone believe that useless bum can limit himself to just two drinks??

Maybe he’ll get a gift certificate for a haircut and a shave!!!

I know this is a rerun, but I didn’t read it before. I’m hoping this is someone’s bad dream and they wake up soon…

next she is on her way outta here

I see Zeke’s got on his formal T-shirt. Black sleeves.

They’ll have, at most, four people there, and they have a cash bar?

Way to make her like you, even a little, Zeke.

What can you do? Howzabout a live seppuku demonstration?

Two double scotches, straight up.

Mojito, and grind those mint leaves

Joanie was elected to Congress two years ago(?) but we’ve seen precious little of her experiences in office in the Sunday strip. Would love seeing her going up against the likes of Marjorie Threetoe Greene or Lauren Boobert.

Uncle Stupidhead strikes again

Joanie will have only one drink….with potassium cyanide in it.

Where do JJ and Zeke live? From the mountain view it looks like they’re in Seattle like Mike & family. I thought they lived in NYC.

I take it Zeke is NOT changing (in any way) for the ceremony.

2 drinks and she will tear your face off like an enraged drunken ape after the ceremony starts. You need to get some brownie edibles in her, too.

He is such a sleaze! UGH!

Wouldn’t it be simpler for some of you folks to just post “IBID”?

Never known a wedding that would need to require a drink minimum, the event itself is motivation enough to get hammered IMHO.

Contemplate the value of this wedding …. to you, not to him.

Too bad Zeke doesn’t change for the ceremony…..into someone else!