Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 08, 2024

But Blanche, you gotta shake hands with him.

Earthquake

“After you’ve let Henry out, come back in here and help me straighten everything out.”

What do you call a cow in a earthquake

A milkshake.

My lady always cry when she watches documentaries about earthquakes

They are all so moving.

Earthquakes are rare in my area…

so I have no fault insurance.

I get so nervous during earthquakes,

that I start shaking uncontrollably.

Where is the safest place to be in an earthquake?

A stationary store.

Despite what you think, earthquakes aren’t perfect

They all have their faults.

There’s only one thing to blame for the cause of earthquakes.

It’s always the Earth’s fault.

She not shake so much even back in the groovy 60’s.

Why do her heels look like hooves?

I taught he taw a puddy tat.

How these two have stayed together for so long is a miracle.

Does he always train that easy!!!!!!!

Doesn’t Henry get a gold star?

Remember to wear Eye protection!!!

I like the last panel. The Wiz and Henry are “buds”.

odd timing

Poor excuse for the original Wizard.

CSX railroad had a sidetrack about half a mile away. To get crushed granite from hopper cars they used a shaker / vibrator, an unbalanced rotating weight driven by a quarter horsepower motor. From a half mile away with sand as the conducting medium, it shook cups off the cupboard. I figured a thousand horsepower diesel with associated unbalanced weight anchored in rock should be able to quickly clear caves and tunnels of enemy fighters (or collapse them, of course). The original Tesla would approve.

That’s for those of us without a Henry.

Shake it outside.

Henry was listening to disco: “Shake Your Booty” or “Shake Your Groove Thing”.

Is that like the twist?

…before he opens the orange juice?

I didn’t know Id was in New Jersey.

That looks like about 4 cats jumping off of the bed in San Francisco.