Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 11, 2024

The Donut people deduct their gym membership so that they can stay ahead of Cliff.

Vons has carrots today for 99c a pound, and there are 5 carrots in the bag in my refrigerator. So the Space Snowman is deducting 20c, which would be rounded down to zero. Unless he hired a surgeon to install the carrot.

That space caveman such a oxymaroon.

Is it a deductible loss if all your possessions have disappeared into a black hole?

Anagram: Sal Xergman = lax Germans

Donut People: “Yes, sprinkles have a Luxury Tax.”

Space Squid: “We take a bite out of you, you don’t take a bite out of us…”

Dirk Raider: “What’s this deduction for ‘Miscellaneous Personnel losses out of the Airlock’?”

I don’t make enough money to deduct anything. Yet the government wants more?

To Winky: “You’ve had spleen replacement surgery how many times?”

Those mammoth pelts have to be pretty expensive, they’re pretty hard to come by these days.

“One and I’m still eating on it. It’s been fairly ripe for the last 4 months but I’m still eating on it.”

“I needed a nose that’s what it took — enough said.”

I didn’t earn any mammoth pelts last year, but I’d like to take a deduction anyway on the saber tooth tiger injuries I incurred.