Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 10, 2024

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    C  3 months ago

    And there it is

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    AnneFackler  3 months ago

    If I ever gave a man “a list” it would be given back to me in pieces. I’ve learned if you want something done, do it yourself.

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    Prescott_Philosopher   3 months ago

    “I told you I’d do it. You don’t have to remind me every month.”

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    mokspr Premium Member 3 months ago

    My mother use to say, “Wouldn’t it be nice if someone could…” The translation “Do this…Now!”

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    Rhetorical_Question   3 months ago

    Curiosity kill the husband?

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    jmworacle  3 months ago

    You would think Arlo would’ve learned his lesson by now.

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    Macushlalondra  3 months ago

    The good old “Honey do” list.

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    SWCarter  3 months ago

    At least it’s a small piece of paper. Maybe it just says “gutters” or something.

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    fredd13  3 months ago

    “My very own copy of the things you need to do today? How thoughtful. I’ll just sit here with this coffee and help you by ticking them off as you do them Would you like one as well?"

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    Most of us already have a “to do” list written or unso, given us by our employers.

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    joe.altmaier  3 months ago

    Yeah no. Don’t get to make lists for me. If it was sincere, she’d be working on it already.

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    My First Premium Member 3 months ago

    A time to worry.

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    BJDucer  3 months ago

    This is where Arlo turns around with a list he carries around in his pocket for such emergencies, hands it to Janis and says “….and this is yours…”

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    JessieRandySmithJr.  3 months ago

    My wife is a retired library director and makes a list every day, really bugs her when I ask her what’s next when we are doing our “rat killing” during the day. I told her to make two copies because I can’t remember everything she reels off during the day, but I did teach her to start at the farther point and work our way home.

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    Man of the Woods  3 months ago

    Almost got away :)

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    Raijin31  3 months ago

    “Things we need to do today… And by “we”, I mean “you”…

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  3 months ago

    we have a whiteboard at back door

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    MichaelD Premium Member 3 months ago

    Nothing’s wrong with gutters. They make for great fantasizing. ;)

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    Thanksfortheinfo2000  3 months ago

    At least she was ‘thoughtful’ enough to do his list first!

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    Ermine Notyours  3 months ago

    Is Arlo a Phineas and Ferb fan?

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    Emperor Rick  3 months ago

    Honey dew.

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    Bruce1253  3 months ago

    Hooked him, Fish On!!!!

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    I have a weekly planner and I write my daily chores down in it. Otherwise, nothing gets done because I forget about it.

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    formathe  3 months ago

    i’m good with the honey do list. My memory sucks and I really do want to get it all done so i can sit on the deck in peace or under the RV awning in some far away campground.

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    All Dan All Day Premium Member 3 months ago

    Janis: “I played Powerball.”Arlo: “Let me know if you win.”Janis: “Don’t worry. I’ll leave you a note.”

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    zbart778.  3 months ago

    did i miss arlo and janis retirement week?

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    KEA  3 months ago

    her list is : write a stack of things for Arlo to do.

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    Back to Big Mike  3 months ago

    Nope nope nope.

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    dtdbiz  3 months ago

    Ha! Anyone besides Arlo not see that coming?

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    Apparently her list just reads, “Make To Do list for Arlo.”

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    gailystitches  3 months ago

    I have a dry erase board that has ‘Adulting Chores’ at the top.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Nope. I had to diagnose a broken wrist, put a splint on it and send mother and patient to hospital. With a dose of pain reliever. All before my morning tea and toast and clementine. I don’t care how expert you are at skateboard tricks, the ground is always harder than your wrist. Good thing the kid landed on his non dominant hand.

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    viniragu  3 months ago

    Good, I’ll use it with the others for T.P.

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  3 months ago

    Plan the work and work the plan. That is what I plan to do …. if it just weren’t so much work

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