Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for April 18, 2024

“Don’t you spread over to my lawn, or I’ll send some dogs over there!”

Hey horse, leaf us alone!

Speaking nicely to plants will support their growth. Yelling at them won’t…

Maybe you could sing a verse of Winchester Cathedral

Horsing around with yer neigh-bour again eh.

Can plants use earplugs?

Get off of my lawn!

It’s SPRING!! Start growing, you %@#^&s!!

Also … he doesn’t talk to his plants any less, either.

he could use a mic and a good PA…

Make sure you get the one’s right by the windows!

and, where does this change in strategy stem from exactly…?

If you talk to trees, you may hear them bark in return.

Do the neighbor’s plants carry on a conversation with you, Horace? If so, do they need megaphones to do it?

Sounds interesting.

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

“Stay off my lawn!”

Do you have jealous plants, Horace?

yet another i really don’t get it :+(

And do they talk back?!

If you’re dissatisfied with your plants, don’t think the neighbors’ are any nicer—it just looks as if the grass is greener over there.