Pickles by Brian Crane for April 16, 2024

Not a good week for comic strip dogs.

And be sure to put it in the garbage bin, not the recycle.

All I Have To Do Is Dream

Irresponsible dog Dad…

Sorry, Earl, that’s your job but wouldn’t it be great if a dog could pick that up on his own to spare you the trouble?

According to the bag, it was a good morning harvest.

I feel that way sometimes.

I hope Earl isn’t sick.

Roscoe wants your companionship, Earl, don’t push him away!

I wonder if that’s technically violating leash laws.

Poor Roscoe has to wrap his free samples.

The wife radar will be activated by this one. I wouldn’t if I were you!

So fogs have 2 doggie bags. One from the restaurant and one for remnants of the first.

Roscoe is smarter than Earl : )

Sad when dementia starts to set in.

Bad Earl !

Should’ve walked a cat, instead

The self-service trend has now gone too far!

It is called “wry humor”

Ah poor Roscoe….

What’s the LEASH for..???

Time to break out in song:

“Why can’t a canine

Be more like a cat?"

That bag looks full already.

That’s not what a doggie bag is.

I think they’d need opposable thumbs for that…..

Go with Roscoe, Earl. Walk towards home and you can rest when you get there.

Not a pooper-scooper in sight.

I’ve never caught anyone except my next door neighbor pooch, pinching a loaf on my lawn and not picking it up. His excuse was that the animal had to go! That’s pretty much old news now. When I walk, daily, once in a while I’ll see dog droppings on someone’s lawn. That disgusts me that people can be such irresponsible dog owners.

This dog lover would give him a strap-on.

Rosco has walked himself before. But asking him to clean up is a bit much. /pickles/2020/01/09

Earl, you know that’s impossible. No opposing thumbs.

Work on your aim. A couple opposable thumbs would handy. Or just dig a not so discrete hole in the open park meadow.

I would like to see Roscoe back up to Earl’s shoe. Roscoe is just begging his dad to take him for a walk, having even brought his own leash and collar.

Earl……Roscoe’s smart…..but not that smart……..?