Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for June 09, 2024

Just as well he stopped him – Everett’s would have taken two hours.

Well, to be fair, that oration can be described as a Gettysburg address.

We would also have accepted something like:

Mr. John Doe,

111 Main Street

Gettysburg, PA

lol, etc….

You want a Gettysburg address? Is “1195 Baltimore Pike, Gettysburg, PA 17325” good enough for you? That’ll be $50, please and thank you.

Ah the old taperecorder inside the stuffed wombat trick eh.

“Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal…”

“He’s reading off a teleprompter, that’s cheating!”

Have him recite something by Edward Everett Horton.

Wait until the bartender makes you clean up the cubic poop.