I have my pickup truck. The only way you’ll see me in a pair of skinny jeans is if I am dead or you give me a few hundred grand. Country is the predominant genre on my playlist.
I’m trying to figure out how selling a Tesla would cause someone to rip his jeans on a pickup truck. Tesla now sells a pickup truck, so it might be the same vehicle.
sirbadger 10 months ago
I put a cowboy hat on the self-driving camera. Now my Tesla lies with the remora.
maureenmck Premium Member 10 months ago
? … Urbanites ARE city dwellers!
Ubintold 10 months ago
If you play country music backwards you gat your dog back, your girl back, and your truck back.
dlkrueger33 10 months ago
How about some dueling banjos? That always makes me squeal like a pig.
mcjacobs 10 months ago
…and easy to dance to.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 10 months ago
I don’t think Teslas are resellable.
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member 10 months ago
I have my pickup truck. The only way you’ll see me in a pair of skinny jeans is if I am dead or you give me a few hundred grand. Country is the predominant genre on my playlist.
DawnMcCandless 10 months ago
Sell it to Beyonce!
KEA 10 months ago
i don’t even wanna know
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 10 months ago
It’s best to leave the Country song writing to Beyonce
Ratkin Premium Member 10 months ago
I’m trying to figure out how selling a Tesla would cause someone to rip his jeans on a pickup truck. Tesla now sells a pickup truck, so it might be the same vehicle.
the lost wizard 10 months ago
David Alan Coe-You never even called me by my name. :)
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
My wife didn’t leave me but my wifi did.
mistercatworks 10 months ago
My wife ran off with my CyberTruck and my dog. Sure going to miss that dog. :)
Impkins Premium Member 10 months ago
So, where does he get slapped? burp. :)
cuzinron47 10 months ago
Throw in some bagpipes to give universal appeal.
eb110americana 10 months ago
Are you supposed to dance the electric slide to it?
christelisbetty 10 months ago
Urban Cowboys
Otis Rufus Driftwood 10 months ago
Watch out for Eno, Nashville!
donut reply 10 months ago
Still needs something about Mama, a train, jail, and the rain.