1 and Done by Eric Scott for April 10, 2024

Who’s the fastest kitchen drawer?

Oh no.! I sense a cook off coming up. Take covers and cover your pans.

Don’t make yourself at home on that range!

Home near the range.

Fine. I’ll go watch TV while you cook.

It would be if you put things back where they belonged.

Ha! I’ve been in that kitchen. But it didn’t have a window.

My mom used to yell at us: “there’s too many butts in the kitchen… get yours out!”

“Reach for your syrup bottle hombre,”

Words spoken by either my wife or myself, almost every day at our house.

Hey! Get outta my apartment!

It’s really not. Poor design. In such kitchens, gunfights are entirely unlikely.

Careful partner, this here is how renos get started.

The Good, The Bad & The Food Poisoning

A Fistful of Breakfast Buritto

Smile when you say that pardner!

Range war

Almost identical to an earlier New Yorker cartoon I have put on my refrigerator, because, yeah, we have a kitchen too small for the two of us.