Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 30, 2024

His voice doesn’t echo. And has anyone ever noticed Dick Cheney walking by a mirror?

Another mass murdering war criminal still alive today. Evil never dies. Or it does, but it gets to live to be 100. Right, kissinger?

Another draft dodger….said he had more important things to do than military service. Evil? He did run Halliburton among his many contributions! Frac kings of the world…..and a great hunter!xD

2001 Ruben. This is 2024 calling. He gets a lot worse. And don’t EVER go hunting with him!

You would think Dick Cheney jokes would be dated, but this is still funny.

I thought W was sunk when cheney called a NY Times reporter an a**hole, and W replied “big time”, on an open mic. “Well”, I thought, “there goes the religious right vote”. Silly me.

Then cheney talked about being in a helicopter flying over Arlington Cemetery and seeing “all of the crosses” on the graves. When, of course, there are no crosses in Arlington (or other national cemeteries in the US, I believe). “Well”, I thought, “there goes any thought that he’s honest about anything. And W didn’t call him out, so by inference….” But now I realised that the RW in general, the “religious” right in particular, don’t care about any of their own principles.

The sad part is he would be considered a RINO today…

:)

When it comes to Undermining Our Democracy, that man was a piker! Did it never occur to him to claim that the 2008 and 2012 elections WERE STOLLEN?!?!

Ruben is prescient: Cheney had a heart transplant in 2012.

I recall when the thing about Lincoln’s & Kennedy’s secretaries was A Thing. And as an historian specializing in the US, I can assure you that it is not true.

Actually, in Florida, there WAS an island populated by monkeys (they are Macaque monkeys and were brought there as a tourist attraction by a tour boat operator. Unfortunately, he forgot that monkeys can swim….

He needs to invite Alito and Thomas to a hunting trip

Dick Cheney, bravely stepping up to an undisclosed location on 9/11/01 in the hope that the presidential succession plan would finally pay off for him.

Lincoln did not have a secretary named Kennedy; his secretaries were John Hay and John G. Nicolay. Snopes demolished that list of Kennedy-Lincoln “coincidences.”

Why did Dick Cheney keep needing heart transplants?

…because they kept turning to stone…

Unfortunately the baboon’s conscience and soul are non-transferable.